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Sep
16
2014

Trying to get a cache with muggles all around

Trying to get a cache with muggles all around

Sep
16
2014

Reblogged from nursehelena :

nursehelena:

I constantly make my autocorrect work for it

nursehelena:

I constantly make my autocorrect work for it

Sep
16
2014

Asked by generalcrozier:

crozier in 53?


generalcrozier's request

i must confess i spend an impressive amount of time thinking about general crozier’s home life :B

thanks for playing; this is the first time i’ve ever had to stick to a palette before and it was challenging but it was also fun

Sep
16
2014

Reblogged from catburd :

Sep
16
2014

Asked by tokiistheking:

do serveta skwigelf for the character thingy


  • Why I like them:

yells from the rooftops I LOVE SERVETA SKWIGELF

I like her because she really does care about Skwisgaar so much even though she does not know how to show it to him. This isn’t a headcanon this is a fact. This lady went as far as to marry a dude because it was all over the tv news that Skwisgaar was searching for his biological father and she wanted to be able to offer the family he was so desperately searching for to him. She didn’t give a fuck about marrying some dude, why would she? She did that for heR SON. 

  • Why I don’t:

Uhhhhhhhh she gave Rockso a handjob on tv 

  • Favorite episode (scene if movie):

I guess Fatherklok. Not like she’s in that many.

  • Favorite season

N/A tbh?

  • Favorite line:

She doesn’t really have that many dude, she’s fairly quiet just like her son. But maybe “Ja, how woulds you felt if we was… die…”

  • Favorite outfit

She only had the red dress

  • OTP

Serveta/Odin

  • Brotp

Serveta & Molly

  • Head Canon

DO YOU REALLY WANNA GET ME STARTED ON THIS ONE

Serveta thought she couldn’t have kids because she had unprotected sex and never got pregnant. Skwisgaar wasn’t born until she was in her mid-late 30s and she had never worried about using protection then. Strangely her pregnancy came at a time when she didn’t recall having a lot of sex… After winning Miss Sweden she lived off winnings and short-lived fame but she never got a real job and she ended up becoming a prostitute in order to support Skwisgaar as a single mother. She doesn’t believe in taking charity and instilled in Skwisgaar that you have to work to get what you want, not just accept handouts. She instilled a lot of motherly wisdom into Skwisgaar that she may or may not have followed herself. She never planned on having a child, she never wanted to, so she actually just has no idea how to raise a child and she does the best she can. Skwisgaar is essentially a carbon copy of her when/as he grows up despite his resentment toward her, though even though he doesn’t particularly want to be around her all the time, he cares a lot about her as well. She has known since he was born that there was something different and special about Skwisgaar and never hid it from him (this is why Skwisgaar is the only member of Dethklok who can freely admit to being a god). When Skwisgaar was born her parents were ashamed of her for being unmarried and having a kid; when her father died she showed up to the funeral with toddler Skwisgaar and her mother was furious, asking her how dare she show her face here with that abomination?? After that, Serveta never let Skwisgaar encounter his grandmother again.

I could write a novel but I will cut myself off.

  • Unpopular opinion

SHE LOVES HER SON?

  • A wish

I don’t really have any

  • An oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen

I don’t really have any fears about her besides it wouldn’t be great if she died I guess but she’s pretty old so it’s gonna happen sooner or later ‘m not too choked up about it.

  • 5 words to best describe them

Prosqueaminess, proud, hypocritical, tough, unreadable

  • My nickname for them

None, I’m boring

Sep
16
2014

Asked by nursehelena:

For the survey thing, Charles


  • Why I like them: 

What’s not to like? He’s intelligent and cunning, he’s loyal beyond a doubt, he can more than hold his own in a fight. He’s got the patience of a god.

  • Why I don’t:

This is hard because he’s my favourite character I think but I guess I’d say the only downside is that he has no sense of humour, like I would not get along with that guy irl probably.

Oh and you know what else? Because he’s a fucking idiot, does he EVER do background checks on the guys he brings into Mordhaus?! The fucking dethdoubles, fucking KNUBBLER even, like it seems they have a lot of nefarious characters and he just lets them wander on through the doors like nbd which is absurd given the level of security in Mordhaus. This pisses me off regularly.

  • Favorite episode:

Hard to make a solid choice between Dethsources and Doublebookedklok, but probably Dethsources because “I see you’re getting along with the boys… That’s good; I like it when they’re happy. I’ve grown quite accustomed to working with Dethklok and, uh, you’d probably have to kill me to get them away from me.” 

But then again in Doublebookedklok we’ve got “Good, send me 70 million units. “Seriously? 70 m—” “GOODBYYYYYE” “Sir, did you just order 70 mill—” “Uh huh.”

But no it’s Dethsources I guess.

  • Favorite season:

Season 2 is my favourite Charles time because you can see this man becoming more and more and more DONE with this idiots by the episode. He is so fucking fed up with their shit but then he dies for them in the end of the season.

  • Favorite line:

I canNOT pick one but here are some great ones

"Looks like you could use a shoulder to uhh to… uh.. to cr… well looks like you’re fine."

"Maybe getting your arms blown off is worse than a summer cold" / "…victims who have been horribly injured trying to buy your uhh… collectible… coffee… cups."  

"Nathan? Pickles? You guys wanna weigh in on this, just kind of not paying attention over there?"

"You’re an angel!!" "Yes, yes, I am… give him one more.”

"It’s the most important thing you’ll ever do. It’s something worth dying for."

"Turn up the heat. Let’s sell some dethcones."

I could go on is what I’m saying. Everything that guy says makes me happy.

  • Favorite outfit

His coat ensemble in DBK

  • OTP

Charles/Pickles

  • Brotp

This guy’s not really bros with anyone.

  • Head Canon

I can’t give away most of my Charles headcanons because it will spoil future parts of PTGIM. Uhhh. Charles in fact has a gear number like the rest of the Klokateers; he’s #01. Charles had to adopt Toki because he was a minor before he could join the band, making Charles legally his father (ironically, Toki is the only one in the band who doesn’t seem to see Charles as a father while the rest of the bandmembers do). Charles is from Arizona. Other stuff.

  • Unpopular opinion

I just don’t take DSR seriously regarding this guy, I just can’t accept it as canon because every single thing Charles did in DSR was so completely OOC for him.

  • A wish

Charles is back in season 5 managing the band like he’s supposed to be like nothing ever happened and DSR was just a dumb dream Toki had while Magnus had him held captive 

  • 5 words to best describe them

Serious, matter-of-fact, down-to-business, ambitious, controlling

  • My nickname for them

CHANGLES FANGLES OFSENGAGNGLES

Sep
16
2014

Harry Potter is probably my least favourite character in Harry Potter

Sep
16
2014

Reblogged from nursehelena :

cyberlaydie:

all I wanted to do was write a short story I didn’t intend to spend 2 hours on a baby names website

Sep
16
2014

Reblogged from catburd :

oboebandgeek99:

heckacute:

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

Why the fuck would I do that

Sep
16
2014

Reblogged from nursehelena :

scribbledwriting:

Requirements to be a writer:

  1. Have a story idea
  2. Write down story idea
  3. Feed off of reader’s tears

Congratulations! You are now a writer.

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